"Do you have a name for the baby yet?"

This is my first entry into the family blog. So recently now everyone asks us "Do you have a name for the baby yet"? Well...it is getting old. Here are some responses I am going to try out now.

Do you have a name for the baby yet?

1) No, we don't believe in names. We don't want to put our child in a box.

2) What baby?

3) No, we heard that you can't take a baby from the hospital until you have a name. We're hoping to live at the hospital for the first year. Hey, free rent right?

4) We have a Chip In page where you can donate money. We're holding the name ransom until we $100,000.

5) Yes, but you might steal it...you've seen Seinfield right? (7).

O.K. so here's the real answer....no we don't have a name yet and no we're not telling anyone when we do until the baby comes....unless you give us the 100K.

-Brent