Do you have a name for the baby yet?
1) No, we don't believe in names. We don't want to put our child in a box.
2) What baby?
3) No, we heard that you can't take a baby from the hospital until you have a name. We're hoping to live at the hospital for the first year. Hey, free rent right?
4) We have a Chip In page where you can donate money. We're holding the name ransom until we $100,000.
5) Yes, but you might steal it...you've seen Seinfield right? (7).
O.K. so here's the real answer....no we don't have a name yet and no we're not telling anyone when we do until the baby comes....unless you give us the 100K.